1 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:59,153 Ya-haa! 2 00:01:55,508 --> 00:01:59,636 ♪ My engine was pumping steam 3 00:01:59,846 --> 00:02:02,965 ♪ And I was grinding at you hard and fast 4 00:02:03,975 --> 00:02:09,016 ♪ And I was burnin'down the rails To heat the way... 5 00:02:21,283 --> 00:02:25,328 16 miles an hour, decreasing tonight, becoming easterly tomorrow... 6 00:02:28,540 --> 00:02:30,996 ♪ ... look how far 7 00:02:31,460 --> 00:02:33,867 ♪ A car A car 8 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:37,788 ♪ My kingdom for a car... 9 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:42,547 with Kraft's macaroni and cheese... 10 00:02:45,181 --> 00:02:49,179 ♪ ... a horse like the Tennessee Stud... 11 00:02:51,604 --> 00:02:53,229 Oh, man! 12 00:02:55,900 --> 00:03:01,985 ♪ Santa called his elves together to soup up his old sleigh 13 00:03:02,198 --> 00:03:07,868 ♪ So Rudolph and the other reindeer could rest on Christmas Day 14 00:03:08,079 --> 00:03:13,868 ♪ He's got a million miles to travel and he'll do it in one day 15 00:03:14,084 --> 00:03:19,920 ♪ Oh, that's because ol' Santa Claus has a souped-up Santa sleigh ♪ 16 00:05:25,337 --> 00:05:27,163 Hey. 17 00:05:29,424 --> 00:05:31,463 What's the matter with you? 18 00:05:31,676 --> 00:05:33,135 Hey. 19 00:05:33,344 --> 00:05:35,551 What are you doing out here? 20 00:05:37,056 --> 00:05:39,298 Come on, get up. 21 00:05:39,517 --> 00:05:41,391 What happened? 22 00:05:41,602 --> 00:05:43,310 Get up. 23 00:05:51,404 --> 00:05:53,645 Come on, old man. 24 00:06:20,140 --> 00:06:23,141 - I'm gonna get you some help. - No, no doctor. 25 00:06:23,351 --> 00:06:26,186 Yeah, there's a town about three miles up the road. 26 00:06:26,396 --> 00:06:28,554 - No, no. - I'll get that heater to work. 27 00:06:28,773 --> 00:06:32,557 - No, no, it's OK. - It ain't OK! It ain't OK! 28 00:06:32,777 --> 00:06:34,817 Here. 29 00:06:35,029 --> 00:06:38,398 Oh, come on, man! You'll be all right. 30 00:07:05,559 --> 00:07:08,476 Well, we ain't gonna get into town none too soon. 31 00:07:08,687 --> 00:07:10,098 No doctors. 32 00:07:10,313 --> 00:07:13,932 They ain't got no doctor in Arden, just a public health nurse. 33 00:07:14,151 --> 00:07:15,977 No nurses. 34 00:07:18,154 --> 00:07:20,692 - Don't like nurses either? - No, I don't. 35 00:07:22,659 --> 00:07:24,698 All right, all right. 36 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:31,875 I'm not going to Arden! 37 00:07:36,088 --> 00:07:38,710 OK, take it easy. 38 00:07:38,925 --> 00:07:42,044 - Where are you going? - I'm going to Vegas. 39 00:07:42,261 --> 00:07:43,755 You are, huh? 40 00:07:43,971 --> 00:07:46,427 You know, if you don't beat all. 41 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:50,341 Strange old, weird old wino, layin' out in the middle of the desert, 42 00:07:50,561 --> 00:07:53,016 everybody drivin' by, nobody seein' you. 43 00:07:53,230 --> 00:07:56,350 I pick you up, put you in my truck, take you where it's safe. 44 00:07:56,567 --> 00:08:00,185 And what do you do? Give me a hard time. Rag me, bug me. 45 00:08:00,404 --> 00:08:02,776 No, no stops, please. 46 00:08:17,337 --> 00:08:21,002 - Going home to Gabbs. - What do you do in Gabbs? 47 00:08:21,216 --> 00:08:24,335 I work in a plant, a magnesium plant, you know. 48 00:08:24,552 --> 00:08:27,470 I've had a lot ofjobs but... 49 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:30,301 I can't seem to get the right one, you know. 50 00:08:30,516 --> 00:08:32,841 When I was a milkman, I used to go around, 51 00:08:33,060 --> 00:08:37,354 and see these wives at home, the husbands working night shift, 52 00:08:37,565 --> 00:08:40,103 I thought, "Maybe I should do that." 53 00:08:40,317 --> 00:08:44,730 I went around, applied for a job at places like McDonnell Douglas, 54 00:08:44,947 --> 00:08:46,571 Northropp, Hughes... 55 00:08:46,782 --> 00:08:49,902 - What happened there? - They didn't want me. 56 00:08:50,119 --> 00:08:52,574 What a shame. 57 00:08:55,165 --> 00:08:58,368 How come you keep saying that, "What a shame?" 58 00:08:58,585 --> 00:09:01,254 Well, I might have done something. 59 00:09:01,463 --> 00:09:03,502 Like what? 60 00:09:04,758 --> 00:09:06,501 I'm Howard Hughes. 61 00:09:12,057 --> 00:09:13,848 Well... 62 00:09:14,058 --> 00:09:15,339 Well, listen. 63 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:18,893 I believe anybody can call themselves whatever they want. 64 00:09:29,824 --> 00:09:32,694 Got stuff from my sister for my trailer. 65 00:09:32,910 --> 00:09:38,497 - What did you say your name was? - Dummar. Melvin, first name. 66 00:09:39,583 --> 00:09:41,872 You're kiddin' me, Melvin. 67 00:09:44,463 --> 00:09:46,420 - Listen, buddy. - Yeah. 68 00:09:46,632 --> 00:09:49,467 - Wanna do me a favour? - Depends on what it is. 69 00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:52,962 - You see, I wrote this song and... - No. 70 00:09:54,890 --> 00:09:58,259 A Christmas song. You'll like it. Santa's Souped-Up Sleigh. 71 00:09:58,477 --> 00:10:00,268 Oh, God. 72 00:10:00,478 --> 00:10:04,808 I wrote the words and sent them into the Hollywood Music Company. 73 00:10:05,025 --> 00:10:08,025 They make up the music. Cost 70 bucks, but it's worth it. 74 00:10:08,236 --> 00:10:11,237 - Here's how it goes. Wanna hear it? - No, I don't. 75 00:10:11,447 --> 00:10:16,524 ♪ Santa called his elves together to soup up his old sleigh 76 00:10:16,744 --> 00:10:22,782 ♪ So Rudolph and the other reindeer could rest on Christmas Day 77 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:28,125 ♪ He's got a million miles to travel and he'll do it in one day 78 00:10:28,339 --> 00:10:32,502 ♪ And that's why Santa Claus has a souped-up Santa sleigh ♪ 79 00:10:32,718 --> 00:10:35,589 - Enough, sir. - You haven't heard the good part yet. 80 00:10:35,804 --> 00:10:39,007 It's dramatic narration, like Red Sovine. 81 00:10:40,768 --> 00:10:44,053 "Hey up there, fat man! What are you doing on my roof?" 82 00:10:44,271 --> 00:10:46,180 "I don't care if you are Santa..." 83 00:10:46,398 --> 00:10:48,770 - Please, stop. - What's the matter? 84 00:10:48,984 --> 00:10:50,182 My ear. 85 00:10:50,402 --> 00:10:53,189 I told you we should have stopped back there. 86 00:10:53,405 --> 00:10:56,904 - It's the sound. - What do you mean? 87 00:10:57,117 --> 00:10:58,315 Your song. 88 00:10:59,494 --> 00:11:02,163 Boy, you can be cruel. Anybody ever tell you that? 89 00:11:02,372 --> 00:11:04,863 You can be real cruel. 90 00:11:05,083 --> 00:11:07,159 I have an aversion to songs. 91 00:11:07,377 --> 00:11:09,868 That's what makes you an old asshole. 92 00:11:10,088 --> 00:11:13,042 Sing along with me, this is the chorus. 93 00:11:13,257 --> 00:11:17,884 ♪ Got a rocket burnin'mighty quick Turnin'souped-up Santa's Sleigh 94 00:11:18,095 --> 00:11:21,844 ♪ Comes in like a streak of light and goes out the same way ♪ 95 00:11:22,058 --> 00:11:24,893 - You got it? - I don't know. 96 00:11:25,102 --> 00:11:27,973 Listen, man, you sing this or you walk. 97 00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:30,481 OK? 98 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:34,605 "Got a rocket burnin' mighty quick, Turnin' souped-up Santa's sleigh." 99 00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:42,233 You got it! OK, one more time. 100 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:51,501 "Hey, now, fat man! I told you to get off my roof." 101 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,249 "The chimney's too small, you're gonna fall!" 102 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:56,421 "Come on down off that roof!" 103 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,127 This is the last verse. 104 00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:02,127 "When you hear that rocket roar You know Santa's on his way." 105 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:03,426 OK? Ready? 106 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:12,762 "But he'll be back again next year in his souped-up Santa sleigh." 107 00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:20,979 Hey! That's great, man! You know what? 108 00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:23,238 - What? - You sounded good. 109 00:12:23,450 --> 00:12:25,360 - Oh, come on. - You did. 110 00:12:25,577 --> 00:12:28,448 - Didn't anybody tell you you can sing? - No. 111 00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:31,867 - Come on, let's hear one of yours. - I don't know any songs. 112 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:35,334 Oh, come on. You must know one. How about... 113 00:12:35,545 --> 00:12:38,463 Do anything, do... Love Me Tender, Don't Be Cruel, 114 00:12:38,673 --> 00:12:40,583 My Woman, My Woman, My Wife... 115 00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:42,378 I don't know any songs. 116 00:12:42,594 --> 00:12:46,971 My father was the singer in the family. I played the saxophone. 117 00:12:47,182 --> 00:12:52,852 When The Sunset Turns The Ocean Blue To Gold. 118 00:12:53,062 --> 00:12:55,138 Bill Bailey. 119 00:12:55,356 --> 00:12:59,188 He'd say, "Sonny, you do the verse and I'll take the chorus." 120 00:12:59,402 --> 00:13:02,403 And off he'd go. 121 00:13:03,865 --> 00:13:06,320 Well, I mean, do you know any song? 122 00:13:09,704 --> 00:13:13,286 - Bye Bye Blackbird. - There you go. There you go. 123 00:13:13,499 --> 00:13:14,993 Oh, sorry. 124 00:13:15,209 --> 00:13:18,792 - Lay it on me, old timer. - Don't be crazy. 125 00:13:19,004 --> 00:13:21,578 Ladies and gentlemen, it's been a great show! 126 00:13:21,799 --> 00:13:26,923 And now we have a special attraction. An old, old timer with a new, new song. 127 00:13:27,137 --> 00:13:28,845 He's been playin' all his life 128 00:13:29,056 --> 00:13:33,100 so let's hear it for the old, old timer and Bye Bye Blackbirdl Take it! 129 00:13:38,690 --> 00:13:40,848 Come on. Sing it. 130 00:14:01,003 --> 00:14:04,040 That's real nice. But I don't think I heard any words. 131 00:14:04,256 --> 00:14:06,664 Got any words? 132 00:14:10,012 --> 00:14:13,713 ♪ Pack up all my cares and woe 133 00:14:13,933 --> 00:14:19,140 ♪ Here I go, singin'low 134 00:14:19,354 --> 00:14:22,854 ♪ Bye bye blackbird 135 00:14:24,568 --> 00:14:28,482 ♪ Where somebody waits for me 136 00:14:28,697 --> 00:14:33,026 ♪ Sugar sweet, so is she 137 00:14:33,243 --> 00:14:37,988 138 00:14:39,207 --> 00:14:42,243 ♪ No-one here can love 139 00:14:42,460 --> 00:14:47,087 ♪ Or understand me 140 00:14:47,298 --> 00:14:50,382 ♪ Oh, what hard luck stories 141 00:14:50,593 --> 00:14:54,840 ♪ They all hand me 142 00:14:55,056 --> 00:14:58,259 ♪ So... 143 00:14:58,476 --> 00:15:01,049 ♪ Make my bed 144 00:15:01,270 --> 00:15:04,604 ♪ And light the light 145 00:15:04,815 --> 00:15:10,438 ♪ I'll be home late tonight 146 00:15:12,322 --> 00:15:14,896 ♪ Blackbird 147 00:15:15,117 --> 00:15:17,156 ♪ Blackbird 148 00:15:18,245 --> 00:15:24,959 ♪ Blackbird bye bye 149 00:16:17,928 --> 00:16:20,086 Greasewood. 150 00:16:29,105 --> 00:16:31,145 Sage. 151 00:16:32,567 --> 00:16:36,434 Nothing like the smell of the desert after the rain. 152 00:16:38,906 --> 00:16:41,777 Greasewood and sage. 153 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:11,016 Let you off at the Salvation Army? 154 00:17:11,229 --> 00:17:15,725 - No. Let me off over there. - OK. 155 00:17:34,711 --> 00:17:36,750 Stop. 156 00:17:39,549 --> 00:17:42,040 - Here? - This is the place. 157 00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:46,043 What have you got, a friend who works in the kitchen? 158 00:17:49,058 --> 00:17:51,727 Aah... How do you get out of this thing? 159 00:17:51,936 --> 00:17:53,643 Oh, you just... 160 00:17:57,024 --> 00:17:59,063 Well, I had a good time, buddy. 161 00:17:59,276 --> 00:18:01,814 Oh, sorry. 162 00:18:02,029 --> 00:18:04,068 You'd better take care of that arm. 163 00:18:05,282 --> 00:18:06,942 Yeah. 164 00:18:11,580 --> 00:18:13,240 You got any money? 165 00:18:16,835 --> 00:18:19,076 Oh, boy... 166 00:18:19,295 --> 00:18:21,288 Well... 167 00:18:22,549 --> 00:18:24,837 You're somethin' else. 168 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:31,253 Well, that's it. That's all I got. 169 00:18:42,318 --> 00:18:46,232 - Take care of yourself, will you? - Thank you, Melvin. 170 00:19:44,294 --> 00:19:47,877 ♪ Some folks are born made to wave the flag 171 00:19:48,090 --> 00:19:51,375 ♪ Ooh, they're red, white and blue 172 00:19:51,593 --> 00:19:54,962 ♪ And when the band plays Hail to the Chief 173 00:19:55,180 --> 00:19:58,549 174 00:19:58,767 --> 00:20:02,350 ♪ It ain't me, it ain't me, 175 00:20:02,562 --> 00:20:06,180 ♪ I ain't no senator's son 176 00:20:06,399 --> 00:20:09,602 ♪ It ain't me, it ain't me 177 00:20:09,819 --> 00:20:12,275 ♪ I ain't no fortunate one 178 00:20:18,494 --> 00:20:21,780 - Going to work now? - No, honey... 179 00:20:21,998 --> 00:20:26,126 I'm workin' nights this week. Go to sleep. 180 00:20:49,858 --> 00:20:51,685 Hey. 181 00:21:19,345 --> 00:21:23,295 Oh, no... Repossessed again. 182 00:21:37,154 --> 00:21:38,731 Right. 183 00:21:52,377 --> 00:21:54,500 - Mom. - Shh! 184 00:22:08,518 --> 00:22:10,142 Shh! 185 00:22:22,156 --> 00:22:24,563 Goodbye, Melvin. 186 00:22:33,792 --> 00:22:36,117 Lynda! 187 00:22:36,336 --> 00:22:38,910 - Mom! What's going on? - We have to leave. 188 00:22:42,134 --> 00:22:45,051 - Where are we going? - Headed to Reno. 189 00:22:45,262 --> 00:22:48,132 - Reno?! - Hey! 190 00:22:48,348 --> 00:22:51,432 - Lynda! - So long, Dad! 191 00:22:52,685 --> 00:22:56,932 - You said no strings attached! - You said no strings attached! 192 00:22:57,148 --> 00:22:59,057 Doing me a favour! 193 00:22:59,275 --> 00:23:02,359 - You deserve each other. - How'll we pay for this? 194 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:10,153 - With a job. - Whatjob? 195 00:23:13,247 --> 00:23:16,414 Oh, I don't know. I guess... 196 00:23:17,084 --> 00:23:19,290 I don't know. 197 00:23:19,503 --> 00:23:23,417 - Oh... a job. - I think I wanna go home. 198 00:23:24,842 --> 00:23:29,005 - I can't go home. - I miss my friends. 199 00:23:33,392 --> 00:23:36,761 - And Daddy? - Yeah, I miss him. 200 00:23:38,980 --> 00:23:41,187 I'm sorry. 201 00:23:41,399 --> 00:23:45,017 Making all local connections bound for Las Vegas, 202 00:23:45,236 --> 00:23:48,937 stopping at Sparks, Stillwater, Bathertown... 203 00:23:49,157 --> 00:23:52,360 - Did you get it? - Yeah. 204 00:23:52,577 --> 00:23:54,819 Come on, let's get you something to eat. 205 00:23:58,708 --> 00:24:02,871 - Hey, mister. Got a knife? - You bet. 206 00:24:03,087 --> 00:24:05,163 Darcy, go get the knife. 207 00:24:07,341 --> 00:24:09,832 Don't cut yourself with it now, OK? 208 00:24:10,052 --> 00:24:11,760 Can I help you? 209 00:24:11,971 --> 00:24:14,972 - Thank you so much. - You're welcome. 210 00:24:18,102 --> 00:24:22,182 Hand me that plate up there, Darcy. Hurry up. 211 00:24:25,859 --> 00:24:28,611 Go get some mustard. 212 00:24:28,820 --> 00:24:30,813 Excuse me. 213 00:24:31,031 --> 00:24:34,447 When you get to Gabbs, be sure you get off, all right? 214 00:24:34,659 --> 00:24:37,067 - All right. - Don't get off before then. 215 00:24:37,287 --> 00:24:40,952 Anybody talks to you, anybody suspicious, just don't talk back. 216 00:24:41,166 --> 00:24:42,364 - Ketchup? - Yeah. 217 00:24:42,584 --> 00:24:44,126 Well, go get it. 218 00:24:47,797 --> 00:24:52,174 Just go right up and talk to the driver. I want you tell Helen Morris hello... 219 00:24:52,385 --> 00:24:55,551 - Everything OK there? - Just fine, thank you very much. 220 00:24:55,763 --> 00:24:59,381 Final call for the Las Vegas bus. 221 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,925 That's you. 222 00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:10,435 Bye, bye! 223 00:25:19,286 --> 00:25:21,325 Here's your ticket. 224 00:25:22,456 --> 00:25:24,495 Go sit down. 225 00:25:34,134 --> 00:25:36,043 Hey, hey! 226 00:25:38,304 --> 00:25:41,341 - I forgot your apple. - Thanks. 227 00:25:44,644 --> 00:25:47,728 Thanks for the sandwich, Mom. 228 00:25:56,322 --> 00:25:58,065 Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait. 229 00:25:59,325 --> 00:26:02,112 How's your mom doing? 230 00:26:02,328 --> 00:26:04,237 She's fine. 231 00:26:04,455 --> 00:26:06,494 Good. 232 00:26:06,707 --> 00:26:08,534 Let's go. 233 00:26:28,937 --> 00:26:31,854 - You can't go on like this. - What you talkin' about? 234 00:26:32,065 --> 00:26:35,813 Mopin' around like a baby. Lynda'll be back. 235 00:26:36,027 --> 00:26:38,233 - Yeah? - They always come back. 236 00:26:38,446 --> 00:26:39,691 Huh. 237 00:26:39,906 --> 00:26:42,575 Take me, I can't stand my wife. 238 00:26:43,367 --> 00:26:45,905 But I always go back. 239 00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:48,611 I'm going back this weekend. Wanna come? 240 00:26:48,831 --> 00:26:52,663 - What, and see your wife? - I got a sister. 241 00:26:52,877 --> 00:26:56,495 Oh, yeah? What's she like? 242 00:26:56,714 --> 00:26:59,465 Oh, tall, thin, bluish hair. 243 00:26:59,675 --> 00:27:02,248 She takes the tolls on the Golden Gate Bridge. 244 00:27:02,469 --> 00:27:04,841 - You'll like her. - Yeah. 245 00:27:05,055 --> 00:27:07,344 You wanna come, Melvin? 246 00:27:09,476 --> 00:27:13,426 I'll tell you what, though. I'll ride with you to Reno. How's that? 247 00:27:14,523 --> 00:27:16,729 - OK? - Well... 248 00:27:16,942 --> 00:27:18,899 Yeah. 249 00:27:19,236 --> 00:27:22,023 How are you going to find Lynda? 250 00:27:22,197 --> 00:27:24,818 Darcy told me where she's been staying. 251 00:27:31,623 --> 00:27:33,662 Here, you go, Mel. 252 00:27:34,626 --> 00:27:38,493 Oh, man, get rid of that. Put that away. 253 00:27:39,338 --> 00:27:40,749 You sure are good, Mel. 254 00:28:06,490 --> 00:28:08,317 Oh! 255 00:28:17,709 --> 00:28:19,452 Woo-hee! 256 00:28:40,982 --> 00:28:43,021 You wanna sit over there? 257 00:28:46,195 --> 00:28:48,104 Come here! 258 00:28:48,322 --> 00:28:49,520 Hey! 259 00:28:49,740 --> 00:28:52,065 - Here they come... - There's a guy waving. 260 00:28:52,284 --> 00:28:56,531 - You ready? - There's a guy there waving at you. 261 00:28:56,747 --> 00:28:58,989 Oh, my God, it's Melvin. 262 00:29:00,167 --> 00:29:02,373 Hi, Melvin! 263 00:29:09,718 --> 00:29:12,884 What is this? Come down from there. Come home, come on. 264 00:29:13,096 --> 00:29:15,005 - You go home. - Get outta here. 265 00:29:15,223 --> 00:29:17,429 You're my wife. You can't be working here. 266 00:29:17,642 --> 00:29:21,936 - I get off in ten minutes. - Sit down, buddy. 267 00:29:22,146 --> 00:29:24,186 I'm not waiting. Come out of here. 268 00:29:26,609 --> 00:29:28,234 What's he doing? 269 00:29:29,904 --> 00:29:32,573 - Come on, let's go! - I can't. 270 00:29:32,782 --> 00:29:34,609 - Why not? - I love to dance. 271 00:29:35,785 --> 00:29:38,323 - OK, you wanna dance. Here. - Oh! 272 00:29:39,955 --> 00:29:41,663 Hey, get off the stage... 273 00:29:48,839 --> 00:29:52,124 - How's Darcy, Melvin? - She's all right. 274 00:29:53,218 --> 00:29:55,590 - I'm sorry, Jerry. - I feel for you. 275 00:29:55,804 --> 00:29:58,176 But this can't happen in my place. 276 00:29:59,933 --> 00:30:04,144 - I know. I was going to leave anyway. - Good. OK, come on. 277 00:30:04,354 --> 00:30:06,643 Let's go, girls! 278 00:30:10,443 --> 00:30:12,021 Bye, Chrissy! 279 00:30:12,237 --> 00:30:16,649 - Bye, Elizabeth! Thanks a lot. - Take care of yourself. 280 00:30:43,767 --> 00:30:46,056 How are you doing? 281 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:54,650 Excuse me, Lynda, there's someone here to see you. 282 00:30:57,030 --> 00:30:59,070 What's the matter? 283 00:31:12,837 --> 00:31:16,917 - What do you want, Mel? - I don't want to fight or argue. 284 00:31:17,133 --> 00:31:19,172 I'm complying with the law. 285 00:31:20,511 --> 00:31:25,054 Notification of an Interlocutory Decree. Final in six weeks. 286 00:31:25,266 --> 00:31:28,101 - Oh... - Keep your ring if you want. 287 00:31:28,310 --> 00:31:32,178 Wait a minute, Melvin. Melvin! You wait! 288 00:31:32,398 --> 00:31:37,024 - What does it say about Darcy? - I get custody, that's what. 289 00:31:37,236 --> 00:31:38,944 What, you get custody? 290 00:31:39,154 --> 00:31:42,440 You think I want her being around a weird place like this? 291 00:31:42,658 --> 00:31:46,027 - Oh, Melvin, Goddamnit! - Lynda! 292 00:31:46,244 --> 00:31:49,993 - Now take it easy, pal. - All right... 293 00:31:50,207 --> 00:31:52,958 Hey, don't hurt him. 294 00:31:53,168 --> 00:31:55,659 Let me go. I'm leaving. 295 00:32:01,092 --> 00:32:03,334 Make sure he doesn't come back. 296 00:32:04,596 --> 00:32:07,300 Look, Lynda, I'm sorry, but I can't accept this. 297 00:32:07,515 --> 00:32:11,560 - Oh, never mind. I quit! - That's great. Thanks, Lynda. 298 00:32:11,769 --> 00:32:14,141 Two-bitjoint. Bye! 299 00:32:14,355 --> 00:32:16,348 Bye, you take care! 300 00:32:25,407 --> 00:32:27,780 ♪ It's a bummer since we parted 301 00:32:27,993 --> 00:32:33,070 ♪ We had so much we could look forward to 302 00:32:33,290 --> 00:32:38,035 ♪ Like getting drunk and petting till our necks were blotchy red 303 00:32:38,253 --> 00:32:42,547 ♪ Then watch TV and pass out at nearly two ♪ 304 00:32:42,758 --> 00:32:44,916 Where's the butter? 305 00:32:46,052 --> 00:32:48,175 There it is. 306 00:32:48,388 --> 00:32:50,546 Put that on, yeah. 307 00:32:50,765 --> 00:32:54,348 OK, Rocky. What do you think? $500, not bad, eh? 308 00:32:54,561 --> 00:32:58,143 - I wanna go for the gate. - You wanna go for the gate? 309 00:32:58,356 --> 00:33:01,725 You'll have to kiss this little chequey-wequey goodbye. 310 00:33:01,943 --> 00:33:04,350 Goodbye, Mr Chequey-Wequey. Ho, ho, ho... 311 00:33:04,570 --> 00:33:07,026 There he goes. Welcome to Mr Pocket. 312 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,909 OK. Tell me, Rocky. Listen. 313 00:33:10,117 --> 00:33:12,739 Which gate would you like? Number One? 314 00:33:12,954 --> 00:33:14,993 - Two? Three? - Number Two! 315 00:33:15,206 --> 00:33:18,325 - Number Two! Two... - Three, Number Three. 316 00:33:18,542 --> 00:33:20,334 - Three! - Two! 317 00:33:20,544 --> 00:33:25,455 OK, gorgeous guardians of Easy Street, it's Gate Number Threel 318 00:33:25,674 --> 00:33:28,248 Well, hey. I told you, didn't I? 319 00:33:28,469 --> 00:33:32,513 Provide Rocky with interesting subjects for her new Yashica, 320 00:33:32,723 --> 00:33:35,759 a trip to Hawaii, on United Airlinesl 321 00:33:35,976 --> 00:33:40,187 - United, the friendly airline. - I'm jealous. 322 00:33:40,397 --> 00:33:43,932 What for? Honey, that's great. 323 00:33:44,150 --> 00:33:47,650 They'll go to Hawaii, fly the friendly skies, lie in the sun. 324 00:33:47,862 --> 00:33:52,489 You should be happy for them. Wally's huggin' her. See her smile? 325 00:33:52,700 --> 00:33:56,401 - Can I go and play? - Yeah, turn off the TV. 326 00:33:56,621 --> 00:33:58,115 Sure. 327 00:34:10,051 --> 00:34:12,755 - Hello? - Hello, Melvin. 328 00:34:12,970 --> 00:34:16,553 - Hey, Lynda, how's it going? - How's what going? 329 00:34:16,765 --> 00:34:20,810 Well, you know, anything. Whatever you got going. 330 00:34:21,020 --> 00:34:23,308 Could Darcy come down and see me? 331 00:34:23,522 --> 00:34:26,606 - Are you drunk? - No, I'm not drunk. 332 00:34:26,817 --> 00:34:29,390 Are you pregnant? 333 00:34:29,611 --> 00:34:33,146 What do you mean, am I pregnant? What do you wanna ask me that for? 334 00:34:35,951 --> 00:34:38,276 How pregnant are you, anyway? 335 00:34:38,495 --> 00:34:41,911 Tell you what. For your sake, you'd better hope it's a girl. 336 00:34:42,123 --> 00:34:45,955 - What are you talking about. - I'm telling you, if that's a boy... 337 00:34:46,169 --> 00:34:47,663 - Juice. - Thanks, Mom. 338 00:34:47,879 --> 00:34:52,505 And it doesn't look like me, you're both in big trouble. 339 00:34:52,717 --> 00:34:58,091 - I just wanna see Darcy. - Why don't you come out here? 340 00:34:58,306 --> 00:35:00,713 - Where? - Vegas. 341 00:35:00,933 --> 00:35:04,302 We'll do it in Vegas. I'll marry you there. 342 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:07,474 What do you want to marry me for? You just divorced me. 343 00:35:07,690 --> 00:35:11,224 Cos I want to, that's all, I just want to. Right? 344 00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:13,317 - Melvin. - Yeah? 345 00:35:13,529 --> 00:35:17,692 - I'm reading The Magic Of Believing. - What's that? 346 00:35:17,908 --> 00:35:21,028 - It's about you. - Oh, all right. 347 00:35:21,245 --> 00:35:25,705 It says that you can be anything that you wanna be, 348 00:35:25,916 --> 00:35:29,000 but you just have to believe in yourself. 349 00:35:29,211 --> 00:35:33,374 You believe in yourself, it's just that the believing has not been enough 350 00:35:33,590 --> 00:35:36,674 to let you become what you believe you can be. 351 00:35:36,885 --> 00:35:41,630 Well, they didn't burn down Rome in one day. You gotta keep pluggin'. 352 00:35:41,848 --> 00:35:45,299 Yeah. Well, I've been thinking. 353 00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:47,309 I haven't been very good to you. 354 00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:50,272 I haven't believed in you like you believe in you. 355 00:35:50,481 --> 00:35:55,273 Well, how about this? How does computer programming sound? 356 00:35:55,486 --> 00:35:59,235 - I've been reading this book about it. - Computer programming. 357 00:35:59,448 --> 00:36:04,276 Real estate, insurance. Anything but bagging magnesium. 358 00:36:04,495 --> 00:36:06,119 Yeah. 359 00:36:07,456 --> 00:36:11,406 - Do you really wanna marry me again? - I've been missing you. 360 00:36:15,672 --> 00:36:17,961 How about it? 361 00:36:23,930 --> 00:36:25,887 Hurry up, Mom. 362 00:36:34,733 --> 00:36:37,603 - They're waitin', Mom. - I know. 363 00:36:41,322 --> 00:36:43,860 Something stinks in here. 364 00:36:44,075 --> 00:36:47,360 - It's the disinfectant. - Oh. 365 00:36:51,832 --> 00:36:54,584 How do I look? 366 00:36:55,669 --> 00:36:57,212 Fat. 367 00:36:57,421 --> 00:37:00,505 - I do, don't I? - But nice. 368 00:37:00,716 --> 00:37:02,543 - You look real good. - Really? 369 00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:04,717 - Yeah. - Promise? 370 00:37:04,928 --> 00:37:08,132 - OK. - I got it. 371 00:37:08,348 --> 00:37:10,886 - Really? - Yeah, you look real good. 372 00:37:11,101 --> 00:37:13,390 - Dress looks good. - Really? 373 00:37:13,604 --> 00:37:16,273 You guys are getting married just in time. 374 00:37:16,481 --> 00:37:17,810 Shut up, Red! 375 00:37:18,024 --> 00:37:21,440 I can't believe my parents are getting married again! 376 00:37:21,653 --> 00:37:23,811 Will you guys hurry up? 377 00:37:24,030 --> 00:37:26,652 - The car looks great. - Come on! 378 00:37:28,868 --> 00:37:31,406 Hi, we're the Dummars. The Dummar family. 379 00:37:31,621 --> 00:37:35,321 - Not yet you're the Dummars. - We're getting married again. 380 00:37:35,541 --> 00:37:38,459 - Would you like a veil? - Oh, yeah. How much are they? 381 00:37:38,670 --> 00:37:40,045 - Five dollars. - No! 382 00:37:40,254 --> 00:37:42,294 - We'll take one. - No, Melvin! 383 00:37:42,507 --> 00:37:44,250 Melvin, five dollars... 384 00:37:48,929 --> 00:37:53,675 Well, we'll have a veil. But I want a blue one to match my suit. 385 00:37:53,893 --> 00:37:55,802 Good. 386 00:37:58,230 --> 00:37:59,974 - Nice, huh? - Yeah. 387 00:38:00,190 --> 00:38:02,479 - Wow. - Pretty. 388 00:38:02,693 --> 00:38:05,694 - And on the music? - What do you have? 389 00:38:05,904 --> 00:38:09,984 Well, I got inspirational, Because. 390 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:11,825 Hawaiian, The War Chant. 391 00:38:12,035 --> 00:38:13,944 - War Ch... - Because. 392 00:38:14,162 --> 00:38:16,700 - War Chant. - War Chant. 393 00:38:16,915 --> 00:38:19,204 War Chant. 394 00:38:21,044 --> 00:38:23,665 Hawaiian War Chant. 395 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:25,339 Very good. 396 00:38:25,548 --> 00:38:30,459 That'll be $5 on the veil, $5 on the music, 397 00:38:30,678 --> 00:38:33,881 $15 on the ceremony, $4 dollars on the licence, 398 00:38:34,098 --> 00:38:39,437 and $10 on the witnesses. That's $39 dollars all together. 399 00:38:39,645 --> 00:38:42,136 "The Dummars." 400 00:38:44,692 --> 00:38:46,566 Let see... 401 00:38:47,903 --> 00:38:51,771 Right, that's 39 out of 40. 402 00:38:51,991 --> 00:38:53,449 Thank you. 403 00:38:53,659 --> 00:38:57,988 It doesn't leave us much for breakfast, does it? 404 00:38:58,205 --> 00:39:00,577 See, I didn't count on the witnesses. 405 00:39:02,334 --> 00:39:06,414 - Witnesses... - They gotta eat too, know what I mean? 406 00:39:07,464 --> 00:39:10,418 Right this way. 407 00:39:10,634 --> 00:39:13,919 - Here we go. - Oh, Melvin, I'm palpitating. 408 00:39:32,613 --> 00:39:34,820 Death do us part. 409 00:39:35,032 --> 00:39:39,244 Till death do us part. 410 00:39:39,453 --> 00:39:42,620 Till death do us part. 411 00:39:42,832 --> 00:39:45,667 Till death do us part. 412 00:39:45,876 --> 00:39:50,953 Lynda, Melvin, I now pronounce you man and wife. 413 00:39:53,717 --> 00:39:56,422 - Well, this is it, Melvin. - Yeah. 414 00:40:01,058 --> 00:40:04,806 Nice. Real nice. 415 00:40:13,486 --> 00:40:16,606 - I wish you happiness. - Thank you. 416 00:40:18,700 --> 00:40:21,404 Oh...! Oh...! 417 00:40:21,619 --> 00:40:23,695 Are you all right, George? 418 00:40:23,913 --> 00:40:25,822 Hal! 419 00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:28,033 Hey, I'm sorry. 420 00:40:28,251 --> 00:40:30,742 I'd better get him home. 421 00:40:30,962 --> 00:40:33,535 Hal, we need some help. 422 00:40:36,801 --> 00:40:38,877 Hal, pay him off. 423 00:40:39,094 --> 00:40:41,585 I'm awful sorry. 424 00:40:46,226 --> 00:40:49,891 Now what am I gonna do? I got three couples coming in at 11. 425 00:40:55,068 --> 00:40:57,144 Maybe we should talk about that. 426 00:41:42,489 --> 00:41:44,565 Oh, boy. 427 00:41:48,870 --> 00:41:51,955 - Come on. - Come on, baby. 428 00:41:54,709 --> 00:41:56,369 Gimme a big ten! 429 00:41:56,586 --> 00:41:58,413 Come on, ten! 430 00:41:58,630 --> 00:42:01,168 - Ten! Ten! - Come on, ten! 431 00:42:01,383 --> 00:42:02,663 Aww! 432 00:42:02,884 --> 00:42:06,217 That's all right, don't worry about it. It's OK. 433 00:42:08,556 --> 00:42:10,465 Come on, let's go. 434 00:42:10,683 --> 00:42:13,305 - Twenty! - Come on, twenty! 435 00:42:27,491 --> 00:42:30,527 Come on, you guys! What is this, a vacation? 436 00:42:30,744 --> 00:42:34,528 Let's go! You're not gonna make no money at that pace. 437 00:42:53,892 --> 00:42:57,261 Hey, Melvin, let's see that Milkman of the Month form. 438 00:43:05,862 --> 00:43:07,689 - Howdy, Melvin. - Hey. 439 00:43:09,532 --> 00:43:12,070 - Mornin', Melvin. - Hi, Pete. 440 00:43:12,285 --> 00:43:14,657 There's 225 this time, Bonnie. 441 00:43:15,746 --> 00:43:17,620 Really. 442 00:43:19,250 --> 00:43:21,823 - 225 is right. - See? I'm gonna win that TV. 443 00:43:22,044 --> 00:43:25,413 - I'm gonna be Milkman of the Month. - You're in the lead. 444 00:43:25,631 --> 00:43:28,834 Wanna know somethin'? I'm rootin' for you. 445 00:43:29,051 --> 00:43:31,589 - Are you married, Bonnie? - Hey, Melvin. 446 00:43:31,804 --> 00:43:35,386 - Listen, you're doing a real good job. - Well, thank you. 447 00:43:35,599 --> 00:43:40,427 Only thing is, remember that engine you blowed up your first week? 448 00:43:40,645 --> 00:43:42,472 Not now, fellas. 449 00:43:42,689 --> 00:43:46,900 I talked to Mr Rockwood. The only thing we can figure out to do is deduct it. 450 00:43:47,110 --> 00:43:52,401 - What?! Now, wait a minute. - We'll take it real slow, make it easy. 451 00:43:52,615 --> 00:43:55,023 Few dollars a week, you won't even feel it. 452 00:43:55,243 --> 00:43:59,075 It wasn't my fault. The truck was a piece ofjunk when you gave it to me. 453 00:43:59,289 --> 00:44:01,577 You signed the note, Melvin. 454 00:44:01,791 --> 00:44:06,120 I'm on the top of the list to win the Zenith 190K with triple scope screen. 455 00:44:06,337 --> 00:44:08,246 Look, Melvin. 456 00:44:08,464 --> 00:44:12,544 Look, Melvin, what can I tell you? We base Milkman of the Month on the net. 457 00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:16,259 With these deductions, I don't see you in the running. 458 00:44:16,472 --> 00:44:19,556 No, that's my TV, understand. For my wife and my kids. 459 00:44:19,767 --> 00:44:21,973 - I'm gonna be Milkman of... - Let go! 460 00:44:22,186 --> 00:44:25,436 You let go or you don't come back here tomorrow. 461 00:44:37,242 --> 00:44:40,278 Well, what about it, huh? 462 00:44:40,495 --> 00:44:42,820 Come on, am I Milkman of the Month or not?! 463 00:44:44,958 --> 00:44:48,291 - Yeah, you're Milkman of the Month. - I get the TV set, too? 464 00:44:48,503 --> 00:44:50,330 Yeah, you get the set. 465 00:44:51,589 --> 00:44:54,958 Well, then, go ahead and deduct whatever you want. 466 00:44:56,552 --> 00:44:58,794 You know it. 467 00:45:08,022 --> 00:45:10,857 Hey... You hungry? 468 00:45:34,631 --> 00:45:36,291 He's so cute. 469 00:45:39,219 --> 00:45:41,544 I just love him. 470 00:46:01,365 --> 00:46:04,568 ♪ If you got the time Come on and jump and shout 471 00:46:04,785 --> 00:46:06,944 ♪ Come onl 472 00:46:08,122 --> 00:46:11,241 ♪ If you feel the rhythm Come on and beat it out 473 00:46:15,587 --> 00:46:18,873 ♪ Shake the ground Shake the ground 474 00:46:19,091 --> 00:46:22,376 ♪ Shake the ground Shake the ground 475 00:46:22,594 --> 00:46:23,969 ♪ Shake the ground... ♪ 476 00:46:24,179 --> 00:46:26,421 Hey, everybody. 477 00:46:29,434 --> 00:46:32,388 - Hey, Dad. - What's that you're drinking? 478 00:46:32,604 --> 00:46:35,605 Just a little brandy. 479 00:46:35,815 --> 00:46:38,567 They repossessed the car today. 480 00:46:41,196 --> 00:46:43,865 Us guys have got to stick together. 481 00:46:45,241 --> 00:46:48,824 - Did you hear me? - Yeah, I heard you. 482 00:46:49,036 --> 00:46:51,954 Right in the parking lot, outside K-Mart. 483 00:46:52,164 --> 00:46:53,956 Oh, that's all right. 484 00:46:54,166 --> 00:46:57,500 - Sure. - What's for supper tonight? 485 00:46:57,712 --> 00:47:00,547 Bell peppers. 486 00:47:00,756 --> 00:47:03,674 Lynda, you know I don't like bell peppers. 487 00:47:03,884 --> 00:47:06,671 - I got bell peppers. - Shh! 488 00:47:06,887 --> 00:47:10,671 It's the Gateway to Easy Street. Gate Number Two. 489 00:47:10,891 --> 00:47:15,185 - Which gate do you want? - It's gonna be two. 490 00:47:16,271 --> 00:47:18,264 - One. It's gonna be one. - Two. 491 00:47:18,482 --> 00:47:20,142 - Three. - Two! 492 00:47:20,358 --> 00:47:22,398 - Two! - Come on! 493 00:47:22,611 --> 00:47:24,354 - Three! - One! 494 00:47:24,571 --> 00:47:27,192 - Two! - Number Onel 495 00:47:27,407 --> 00:47:29,898 - See? - Gate Number One. 496 00:47:30,118 --> 00:47:32,324 Every time. 497 00:47:34,247 --> 00:47:36,916 Smooth skiing pleasure for up to four people. 498 00:47:37,125 --> 00:47:40,375 Powered by Hardin Marine. Features moulded fibreglass... 499 00:47:40,586 --> 00:47:41,962 Wow! 500 00:47:42,171 --> 00:47:46,003 Horse-power engine. Retails for $12,000I 501 00:47:46,217 --> 00:47:48,922 $12,000! 502 00:47:50,012 --> 00:47:53,511 When you get up there to the gateway, just keep betting up, OK? 503 00:47:53,724 --> 00:47:56,345 Come on. Don't settle for nothin'! 504 00:47:57,811 --> 00:48:02,604 If we're ahead a few hundred dollars? Think what we could do. 505 00:48:02,816 --> 00:48:05,307 Try a few thousand on for size. 506 00:48:05,527 --> 00:48:09,988 We could be in Hawaii with cash besides. Don't worry, just be brave, baby. 507 00:48:10,198 --> 00:48:13,733 - "Baby"? - Yeah, this is show business. 508 00:48:24,421 --> 00:48:28,750 And now, ladies and gentlemen, the star of Easy Street, 509 00:48:28,967 --> 00:48:31,921 Wally "Mr Love" Williams! 510 00:48:44,732 --> 00:48:47,305 Don't stop, keep that love comin' in! 511 00:48:47,526 --> 00:48:51,026 OK, you know how it works. I won't bother you with silly rules. 512 00:48:51,238 --> 00:48:54,025 Love is what it's about. We have acts, you judge 'em. 513 00:48:54,241 --> 00:48:58,369 If they go back to squalor and poverty row, it's your fault not mine. 514 00:48:58,579 --> 00:49:01,496 If you love 'em, they go on maybe to fame and fortune. 515 00:49:01,707 --> 00:49:06,203 The show is all about love, so without further ado, let's get more love. 516 00:49:06,420 --> 00:49:11,128 - Tell us, Freddy, who's our next guest? - From Anaheim, California... 517 00:49:11,341 --> 00:49:14,959 - Lovely Lynda Dummar! - Lynda Dummar, where are you?! 518 00:49:15,178 --> 00:49:17,965 Come on down, Lynda. 519 00:49:18,181 --> 00:49:23,804 That is Lynda. Come on, a little more love for Lynda, please. 520 00:49:28,232 --> 00:49:30,024 Come on, Lynda! 521 00:49:31,611 --> 00:49:33,319 I wish I could reach... 522 00:49:33,529 --> 00:49:36,103 Come on, Lynda. Come on, you princess. 523 00:49:36,324 --> 00:49:40,736 Beautiful aquamarine lady, come up here. You just look lovely. 524 00:49:40,953 --> 00:49:43,195 - They love you out there. - Thank you. 525 00:49:43,414 --> 00:49:46,201 I bet you're just as talented as you are beautiful. 526 00:49:46,417 --> 00:49:48,077 I don't know. 527 00:49:48,294 --> 00:49:52,754 Candy-box hat. Your hands are cold. Put them in Uncle Wally's pocket? 528 00:49:52,965 --> 00:49:56,749 No? Smarter than Uncle Wally, aren't you? OK. 529 00:49:56,969 --> 00:50:02,674 - So tell me where are you from? - Anaheim, California. 530 00:50:02,891 --> 00:50:06,307 That's where Disneyland is. Do you have any little ones? 531 00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:11,098 Yes, I have a daughter, Darcy, and a son, Farron, who's watching today. 532 00:50:11,316 --> 00:50:14,233 With my mother, also, I'd like to say hello to them. 533 00:50:14,444 --> 00:50:16,851 - You're divorced, I hope? - No! 534 00:50:17,071 --> 00:50:19,444 - You're not? - I'm here with my husband. 535 00:50:19,657 --> 00:50:22,694 - He's right up there. - What does he do? 536 00:50:22,910 --> 00:50:25,947 - He's a milkman for Rockwood Dairy. - That's great. 537 00:50:26,164 --> 00:50:28,833 Without milkmen, hey, how would we get our milk? 538 00:50:29,041 --> 00:50:32,790 - What are you going to do for us? - I'm gonna do a tap-dance. 539 00:50:33,004 --> 00:50:36,787 OK, Lynda. Lynda Dummar, I love you, from Anaheim, California. 540 00:50:37,007 --> 00:50:40,127 You are on! Music please! 541 00:50:51,355 --> 00:50:54,309 ♪ I can't get no 542 00:50:54,524 --> 00:50:57,644 ♪ Satisfaction 543 00:50:57,861 --> 00:50:59,059 ♪ I can't... 544 00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:03,611 Go take some lessons! 545 00:51:05,619 --> 00:51:07,445 ♪ And I try 546 00:51:07,662 --> 00:51:09,156 ♪ And I try 547 00:51:09,372 --> 00:51:10,783 ♪ And I try 548 00:51:10,999 --> 00:51:14,083 ♪ I can't get no 549 00:51:14,294 --> 00:51:15,704 ♪ No, no, no 550 00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:20,798 ♪ Hey, hey, hey That's what I say 551 00:51:26,013 --> 00:51:29,263 ♪ I can't get no 552 00:51:29,475 --> 00:51:33,389 ♪ Satisfaction 553 00:51:33,604 --> 00:51:36,177 ♪ I can't get no 554 00:51:36,398 --> 00:51:39,150 ♪ Satisfaction 555 00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:40,735 ♪ Cos I try 556 00:51:40,944 --> 00:51:42,569 ♪ And I try 557 00:51:42,780 --> 00:51:44,274 ♪ And I try 558 00:51:44,490 --> 00:51:46,032 ♪ And I try 559 00:51:46,241 --> 00:51:48,281 ♪ I can't get no... ♪ 560 00:51:50,954 --> 00:51:53,113 All right! 561 00:51:58,378 --> 00:52:00,501 Hold it, hold it! Whoa! 562 00:52:00,714 --> 00:52:06,633 Lynda, come here. That was fantastic. You know how the game works. 563 00:52:06,845 --> 00:52:09,881 Love or hate? Yay or nay?! 564 00:52:11,558 --> 00:52:13,597 Yeah, they love you! 565 00:52:16,187 --> 00:52:19,354 Come here, they just love you, they love you. 566 00:52:19,565 --> 00:52:25,319 Carol, our golden girl guide to the gate of goodies. How much is that cheque? 567 00:52:25,529 --> 00:52:28,732 - $500. - $500 for Lynda Dummar. 568 00:52:31,994 --> 00:52:34,532 You know how the game works, Lynda. 569 00:52:34,747 --> 00:52:36,620 You can keep that cheque for $500 570 00:52:36,832 --> 00:52:39,999 or go through Gate One, Two or Three to Easy Street. 571 00:52:40,210 --> 00:52:43,045 What would you like to do? Keep the cheque? 572 00:52:43,255 --> 00:52:45,331 Play! 573 00:52:45,549 --> 00:52:49,796 - I'll give you the money. - She wants to play! 574 00:52:52,556 --> 00:52:56,138 OK, Lynda. Make your selection wisely. 575 00:52:56,351 --> 00:52:59,471 Fame and fortune could lie behind one of these gates. 576 00:52:59,688 --> 00:53:03,555 Gate One, Two or Three? What do you say? 577 00:53:05,985 --> 00:53:07,978 - Three! - Two! Two! Two! 578 00:53:08,196 --> 00:53:09,275 Three! 579 00:53:13,201 --> 00:53:14,944 Tick-tock, tick-tock... 580 00:53:15,161 --> 00:53:17,616 - Two! - The young lady's chosen two. 581 00:53:17,830 --> 00:53:20,617 Lynda Dummar has chosen Gate Number Two. 582 00:53:22,126 --> 00:53:25,625 Freddy, tell us. What's in Gate Number Two? 583 00:53:25,838 --> 00:53:29,882 Broyhill's Rutherford II Collection, American traditional at its best. 584 00:53:30,092 --> 00:53:33,710 Features solid pine trim, deep seating and high backs, 585 00:53:33,929 --> 00:53:36,218 covered in sturdy 100/% nylon. 586 00:53:36,431 --> 00:53:39,053 Retails for $1,307I 587 00:53:41,186 --> 00:53:43,594 That's a lot of stuffing, Lynda! 588 00:53:45,273 --> 00:53:48,773 Wait! Rolling thunder, timpani swelling! 589 00:53:48,985 --> 00:53:51,856 The Golden Gate Bonus! 590 00:53:54,407 --> 00:53:58,156 A Currier pianol Currier, the piano with quality, 591 00:53:58,369 --> 00:54:01,121 for today's student and tomorrow's performer. 592 00:54:01,331 --> 00:54:02,955 I'll learn! 593 00:54:03,166 --> 00:54:05,289 Resists scratches and stains. 594 00:54:05,501 --> 00:54:09,084 With a new piano, you'll want to have it tuned and take lessons. 595 00:54:09,297 --> 00:54:12,132 You'll need a tuning fork and some sheet music. 596 00:54:12,341 --> 00:54:16,718 To take care of some of those expenses, take a look at the restl 597 00:54:23,644 --> 00:54:29,100 Lynda Dummar, your Golden Gate total. Thirteen thousand and seven dollarsl 598 00:54:31,735 --> 00:54:35,567 Take the cheque, before they take it back. 599 00:54:35,781 --> 00:54:37,904 Come here, ladies and gentlemen. 600 00:54:38,116 --> 00:54:41,900 Hold it, please, please. Settle down forjust a moment. 601 00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:45,121 Please, tell me, this is very important. 602 00:54:45,332 --> 00:54:49,495 Lynda Dummar, do you know what you're going to do with that money? 603 00:54:56,009 --> 00:55:01,429 Yeah, I sure do know what I'm going to do with the money. 604 00:55:01,639 --> 00:55:06,978 OK, which will it be? The Sentinel or the Landlord? 605 00:55:07,186 --> 00:55:09,642 - The Sentinel. - Oh, good. 606 00:55:09,855 --> 00:55:11,563 How much are they? 607 00:55:11,774 --> 00:55:16,519 The Sentinel's $59,900 and the Landlord's $44,000. 608 00:55:16,737 --> 00:55:20,023 - We'll take the Landlord. - Wait a minute, honey. 609 00:55:20,240 --> 00:55:24,902 I won the goddamn money and we'll take the goddamn Landlord. 610 00:55:27,039 --> 00:55:29,494 So, it's the Landlord? 611 00:55:30,584 --> 00:55:34,831 Utilities, $62. Food, $210. 612 00:55:35,046 --> 00:55:37,964 Entertainment $35, no $45. 613 00:55:38,174 --> 00:55:40,167 Doctor bill, $60. 614 00:55:40,385 --> 00:55:45,130 - If we're very, very careful... - Do I get the piano lessons? 615 00:55:48,810 --> 00:55:50,933 - I think so. - Great. 616 00:55:51,145 --> 00:55:53,103 What about the girl scout uniform? 617 00:55:53,314 --> 00:55:58,142 - It'll have to wait till next month. - Oh, crap, Mom. 618 00:55:58,361 --> 00:56:00,982 Watch your mouth, Darcy. 619 00:56:03,574 --> 00:56:05,732 Is that Daddy? 620 00:56:05,951 --> 00:56:10,245 - It is Daddy. - Melvin, Melvin, Melvin... 621 00:56:10,456 --> 00:56:12,199 Wow! 622 00:56:17,337 --> 00:56:19,663 All right! 623 00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:24,801 - Well, what do you think? - Take it back. 624 00:56:25,012 --> 00:56:27,134 We'll lose our down payment. 625 00:56:27,347 --> 00:56:29,755 Darcy Lee Dummar, get off that ship! 626 00:56:29,975 --> 00:56:34,186 - It's beautiful, huh. - Take it back, Melvin. 627 00:56:34,396 --> 00:56:36,887 Darcy Lee, get away from that car! 628 00:56:37,107 --> 00:56:41,400 It's got a twilight sentinel, lights go on if you go into a tunnel. 629 00:56:41,611 --> 00:56:44,019 It's got an eight-track tape-player... 630 00:56:46,532 --> 00:56:50,612 Santa Monica coastguard, request weather information. 631 00:56:56,083 --> 00:57:00,461 This is Santana calling the Santa Monica Coastguard. Come in. 632 00:57:00,671 --> 00:57:02,877 Come in, Santa Monica Coastguard. 633 00:58:02,481 --> 00:58:05,435 What are you doing? 634 00:58:07,027 --> 00:58:10,028 - I'm leaving you, Melvin. - I won't ask you back. 635 00:58:10,239 --> 00:58:12,611 I'm never coming back. 636 00:58:12,824 --> 00:58:17,617 I'm never coming back. And remember, half that house is mine. 637 00:58:17,829 --> 00:58:21,447 - If you leave, you won't get anything. - Melvin, you're a loser! 638 00:58:21,666 --> 00:58:23,955 - Don't call me that! - What do you call it? 639 00:58:24,169 --> 00:58:26,494 First time we got a prayer of getting ahead, 640 00:58:26,713 --> 00:58:30,580 you buy a big fancy boat and a big fancy car. 641 00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:33,291 That stuff is an investment, I told you that. 642 00:58:33,511 --> 00:58:35,800 - An investment?! - Yeah. 643 00:58:36,014 --> 00:58:40,759 OK, come here. Listen, I want to tell you something. 644 00:58:45,064 --> 00:58:48,018 Now, see that car? 645 00:58:48,234 --> 00:58:52,231 That's notjust a car, you know. That's our car. 646 00:58:52,446 --> 00:58:56,313 I used to see cars like that on the highway from Vegas to Reno 647 00:58:56,533 --> 00:58:59,404 all the time when I was working with my Dad. 648 00:58:59,620 --> 00:59:02,537 They went so fast, you could hardly even see 'em. 649 00:59:02,748 --> 00:59:05,155 I used to want one. 650 00:59:06,084 --> 00:59:09,038 Now I got one, understand? 651 00:59:09,254 --> 00:59:12,753 - We are poor, Melvin. We're poor. - We're not poor. 652 00:59:12,966 --> 00:59:15,837 Broke maybe, we're not poor. We won the Golden Gate. 653 00:59:16,052 --> 00:59:18,887 I won the Golden Gate. 654 00:59:20,432 --> 00:59:21,842 Well... 655 00:59:23,184 --> 00:59:25,556 Don't go, I don't want you to go. 656 00:59:25,770 --> 00:59:28,973 - C'est la vie, Melvin. - What's that? 657 00:59:29,190 --> 00:59:33,769 It's French. I used to dream I'd be a French interpreter. 658 00:59:33,986 --> 00:59:38,447 - You don't speak French. - I told you, it was a dream. 659 00:59:48,125 --> 00:59:51,043 - Will I see you again? - Of course you will. 660 00:59:53,672 --> 00:59:55,748 I love you, Dad. 661 01:00:19,739 --> 01:00:21,815 Bye, Dad! 662 01:00:22,867 --> 01:00:27,862 Santa Monica Coastguard to Santana. 663 01:00:28,081 --> 01:00:30,406 Calling Santana. 664 01:00:30,625 --> 01:00:34,290 Responding to a request for weather conditions for Southern... 665 01:00:55,858 --> 01:00:57,767 - Is that you, Melvin? - Yes, Ma'am. 666 01:00:57,985 --> 01:01:01,519 - I thought it was you. - Hi-line two quarts, cottage cheese 667 01:01:01,738 --> 01:01:05,107 - Ten pound box of laundry compound. - Sounds right. 668 01:01:05,325 --> 01:01:08,943 - Wouldn't you like a cup of coffee? - I got a whole route ahead of me. 669 01:01:09,162 --> 01:01:13,207 It's cold out, Melvin. Come on. Don't you want some coffee? 670 01:01:13,416 --> 01:01:15,208 Wait. 671 01:01:19,297 --> 01:01:22,132 - A nice hot cup of coffee. - Well... 672 01:01:23,217 --> 01:01:25,091 Oh, why not? 673 01:01:26,345 --> 01:01:28,634 - Excuse me, Mrs Worth... - Oh, Melva. 674 01:01:28,848 --> 01:01:31,220 Melva-Melvin, get it? 675 01:01:31,434 --> 01:01:33,473 Yes, Ma'am. 676 01:01:42,987 --> 01:01:45,904 Melvin! Melvin! 677 01:01:49,952 --> 01:01:55,456 Don't forget tomorrow. A quart of low-fat and a pound of nippy cheddar. 678 01:02:15,727 --> 01:02:19,771 You had a $1,500 note, I got it here. You got $1,000... 679 01:02:19,981 --> 01:02:23,266 Not now, please! What you doing, milking that thing? 680 01:02:23,484 --> 01:02:26,271 You got the $1,000 you still owe on the truck. 681 01:02:26,487 --> 01:02:30,864 I got $250 dollars on your uniform, which I'll deduct next week. 682 01:02:31,075 --> 01:02:32,534 George, line 12. 683 01:02:32,743 --> 01:02:34,949 That's real cute. Merry Christmas. 684 01:02:35,162 --> 01:02:36,905 $90 a week interest? 685 01:02:37,122 --> 01:02:40,123 How am I supposed to catch up? I won't do this. I can't. 686 01:02:40,334 --> 01:02:43,537 - All right, it's up to you. - George, line 12. 687 01:02:43,754 --> 01:02:47,834 - You want me to get anotherjob? - Any place you go, you work for us. 688 01:02:48,050 --> 01:02:51,465 - What about this insurance claim? - No, talk to Bonnie. 689 01:02:51,678 --> 01:02:53,671 - Did you sell that boat? - Yeah. 690 01:02:53,889 --> 01:02:57,304 - What about the Cadillac? - They took it. 691 01:02:57,517 --> 01:03:00,008 That's right, they did. Well, I don't know. 692 01:03:00,228 --> 01:03:02,684 You're gonna have to hustle a little more. 693 01:03:02,897 --> 01:03:07,773 Look, we got Ralph over here in Artesia. He can use a little help. 694 01:03:07,986 --> 01:03:11,604 It's way across the county. The milk won't even be cold. 695 01:03:11,823 --> 01:03:16,615 - Did it occur to you to get up earlier? - Hey, I get up at 2.30. 696 01:03:16,828 --> 01:03:20,446 Look, I know it's tough. You have to organise your time better. 697 01:03:20,665 --> 01:03:23,156 I've told you once, I told you a thousand times. 698 01:03:23,376 --> 01:03:26,329 Planning is the name of the game. Just sign it. 699 01:03:32,718 --> 01:03:35,125 Ladies and gentlemen, Tiki Restaurant 700 01:03:35,345 --> 01:03:38,679 wishes the employees of Rockwood Dairy a Merry Christmas. 701 01:03:38,891 --> 01:03:43,137 Or, as we say on the island... 702 01:03:43,353 --> 01:03:47,517 Now, relax and enjoy the entertainment, featuring The Tiki Sextet. 703 01:03:47,732 --> 01:03:51,315 I told my wife you sing country, she's crazy about country. 704 01:03:51,528 --> 01:03:55,572 - Tell her I'm sorry, will you. - Delgado said you was yellow. 705 01:03:55,782 --> 01:03:58,451 I said, if Melvin don't wanna, it's his right. 706 01:03:58,660 --> 01:03:59,988 What'd he say? 707 01:04:00,203 --> 01:04:03,987 Ain't what he says, it's what he don't say, know what I mean? 708 01:04:04,207 --> 01:04:08,667 All right, you Rockwood people! Let's hear a big round of applause 709 01:04:08,878 --> 01:04:13,125 for The Tiki Santa Claus Sextet. 710 01:04:19,513 --> 01:04:24,804 As part of tonight's entertainment, Melvin "Milkman of the Month" Dummar 711 01:04:25,019 --> 01:04:29,182 was supposed to sing us a song but I'm afraid - or am I thrilled? - 712 01:04:29,398 --> 01:04:32,150 that he's chickened out on us. 713 01:04:32,359 --> 01:04:36,606 - Aww! - I didn't chicken out... 714 01:04:36,822 --> 01:04:39,360 You want a song? All right, I got a song. 715 01:04:42,411 --> 01:04:43,655 Oh! 716 01:04:47,374 --> 01:04:49,829 Go get 'em, Melvin. 717 01:04:50,043 --> 01:04:53,827 Where's you guitar, Melvin? Did they repossess it? 718 01:04:55,381 --> 01:05:00,423 - Here, hold this for me, will you? - Let's hear it for Melvin! 719 01:05:00,637 --> 01:05:06,260 I wrote this song to Six Days on the Road. Do you know that? 720 01:05:06,476 --> 01:05:09,512 That's a Dave Dudley song. 721 01:05:10,771 --> 01:05:12,182 OK. 722 01:05:17,903 --> 01:05:23,063 ♪ Well, I pulled out of Rockwood Headed down the Santa Ana freeway 723 01:05:23,283 --> 01:05:28,622 ♪ I got my Divco wound up And I guess it's runnin' OK 724 01:05:28,831 --> 01:05:33,788 ♪ I know it's the middle of the night But heck, that's all right 725 01:05:34,002 --> 01:05:39,127 ♪ Cos I'm a milkman for Rockwood And everything's OK 726 01:05:39,341 --> 01:05:45,177 ♪ Well, my truck's kinda old And it's awful slow 727 01:05:45,388 --> 01:05:50,845 ♪ The temperature's hot And the oil pressure is low 728 01:05:51,060 --> 01:05:56,221 ♪ If I make it through my route tonight Everything will be all right 729 01:05:56,441 --> 01:06:01,683 ♪ Ten hours on the road And I hope I make it home tonight 730 01:06:01,904 --> 01:06:07,147 ♪ I know Delgado will be checkin'my books today 731 01:06:07,368 --> 01:06:12,955 ♪ There's a big milk bill he said I'd have to pay 732 01:06:13,165 --> 01:06:18,041 ♪ That don't bother me tonight Cos I can dodge old Jim all right 733 01:06:18,253 --> 01:06:23,710 ♪ Twelve hours on the road I hope I make it home tonight 734 01:06:23,926 --> 01:06:28,753 ♪ Well I work like a dog Trying to collect my pay 735 01:06:28,972 --> 01:06:34,761 ♪ All my customers say "Can't you come back some other day?" 736 01:06:34,978 --> 01:06:40,055 ♪ Well I don't know what to say But I'd sure like a raise in pay 737 01:06:40,275 --> 01:06:44,403 ♪ Twenty hours on the road I just hope I make it home tonight ♪ 738 01:07:14,183 --> 01:07:16,555 Are you married, Bonnie? 739 01:07:16,768 --> 01:07:20,220 No, I'm not, Melvin Dummar, and neither are you any more. 740 01:07:20,439 --> 01:07:24,851 - So what do you say? - What do you mean? 741 01:07:25,068 --> 01:07:28,022 I'll take care of you till you get back up on your feet. 742 01:07:28,238 --> 01:07:31,025 - I got my kids' child support money... - Got a kid? 743 01:07:31,241 --> 01:07:33,732 I got two kids. Now, listen, Melvin, 744 01:07:33,952 --> 01:07:36,703 My cousin in Utah lost his lease on a gas station. 745 01:07:36,913 --> 01:07:40,329 We run it right, we got a thousand a month clear. 746 01:07:40,542 --> 01:07:44,586 I have been waiting for this moment and the moment is now. 747 01:07:44,796 --> 01:07:46,622 Is that net? 748 01:07:46,839 --> 01:07:50,504 Don't come swingin' your dick around my cashiers office no more. 749 01:07:50,718 --> 01:07:54,763 - You're Mormon. You talk like that? - You bet your ass. 750 01:08:01,145 --> 01:08:02,722 Well... 751 01:08:03,939 --> 01:08:06,228 - When do we leave? - Tonight. 752 01:08:51,402 --> 01:08:55,400 Melvin, come upstairs! Mr Rodgers is on the phone. 753 01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:02,533 That's five. 754 01:09:07,167 --> 01:09:10,085 Gonna get a coronary, hurrying around like that. 755 01:09:10,295 --> 01:09:12,371 It's better than starvin', ain't it? 756 01:09:15,258 --> 01:09:20,882 Sorry, Mr Rodgers, I went all the way down and he just wasn't there. 757 01:09:21,097 --> 01:09:25,177 The nation's highest compliments, a ticker-tape parade... 758 01:09:25,393 --> 01:09:29,343 Yes, I understand. Yes, of course, I'll give him the message. 759 01:09:29,564 --> 01:09:31,806 OK. Yes, goodbye. 760 01:09:32,025 --> 01:09:35,643 He's not gonna deliver the gas on Monday unless he gets a cheque. 761 01:09:35,862 --> 01:09:37,771 Well, let's give him one. 762 01:09:38,865 --> 01:09:41,237 What cheque? 763 01:09:41,450 --> 01:09:44,155 If he won't give us gas, we'll give him a cheque. 764 01:09:44,370 --> 01:09:46,825 Yeah, but our cheque's no good. 765 01:09:47,039 --> 01:09:49,198 Yeah, I know, but it's Easter weekend. 766 01:09:49,417 --> 01:09:53,829 I might be able to pump about 1,000 gallons and by Monday it'll be good. 767 01:09:55,756 --> 01:09:58,876 What's that? Howard Hughes died? 768 01:09:59,093 --> 01:10:02,876 Remember I told you I picked that guy up in the desert? 769 01:10:03,096 --> 01:10:04,970 He told me he was Howard Hughes. 770 01:10:05,182 --> 01:10:07,886 Tests of his huge Boeing Strat-o-liner. 771 01:10:08,101 --> 01:10:13,143 - Didn't look like that, though. - When are we gonna eat? I'm starvin'. 772 01:10:13,356 --> 01:10:15,728 Yeah, when are we gonna eat? 773 01:10:15,942 --> 01:10:19,026 Admitted to the test area to act as a fire boat... 774 01:10:19,237 --> 01:10:23,531 - What are we having, anyway? - Bell peppers. 775 01:10:23,741 --> 01:10:28,699 Nose off the water with ease, as no-one except howard Hughes expected. 776 01:10:45,387 --> 01:10:48,554 - Hello, Melvin. - Hi, how are you doin'? 777 01:10:48,766 --> 01:10:50,842 - All right. - Can I help you? 778 01:10:51,060 --> 01:10:53,136 Yeah. Some cigarettes. 779 01:10:53,353 --> 01:10:56,687 - Cigarettes. What kind do you want? - Camels. 780 01:10:56,899 --> 01:11:02,569 Camels, OK. That's a man's cigarette. Probably walk a mile for these. 781 01:11:02,779 --> 01:11:06,991 Nowadays, they want long ones and filters and... You want some matches? 782 01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:11,613 - Yeah. How much are they? - Well, the matches are free. 783 01:11:11,830 --> 01:11:13,869 - The cigarettes. - That's a buck. 784 01:11:14,082 --> 01:11:16,655 - A buck? - Wait, Camels, 50 cents. 785 01:11:20,713 --> 01:11:23,916 To get down to Las Vegas, how do I get out of here? 786 01:11:24,133 --> 01:11:29,210 Oh, see that right there, by the lake? Interstate 15, it'll take you to Vegas. 787 01:11:29,430 --> 01:11:34,341 Talking to this guy, he said if I take 89 and 60, south and across the line... 788 01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:38,225 - I'll be with you in a minute. - I guess 15's the best bet. 789 01:11:38,439 --> 01:11:39,637 Yeah. 790 01:11:40,691 --> 01:11:44,689 Kenny, Sherry, come on! You gotta do your homework. 791 01:11:57,833 --> 01:12:02,827 Kids, come on! I'm standing here, come on, let's go. 792 01:12:15,058 --> 01:12:16,931 Let's go. 793 01:13:06,691 --> 01:13:08,518 Goodnight, Melvin. 794 01:13:13,364 --> 01:13:15,024 Bonnie! Bonnie! 795 01:13:15,241 --> 01:13:16,783 Yeah? What? 796 01:13:16,993 --> 01:13:19,994 I gotta go into town a while, take care of everything. 797 01:13:20,204 --> 01:13:22,612 - I'll be back. - OK. 798 01:13:22,832 --> 01:13:24,207 Bye. 799 01:13:54,237 --> 01:13:58,317 Yes, we'll send you an invoice... And your PO number. 800 01:14:00,994 --> 01:14:03,948 That one's out of stock. It's on re-order. 801 01:14:04,163 --> 01:14:09,240 Yes... Make the cheque out to the Church of Latter Day Saints. 802 01:14:11,462 --> 01:14:17,797 Yes, the main office, Church of Latter Day Saints, Salt Lake City, Utah. 803 01:14:21,806 --> 01:14:24,297 Church of Latter Day Saints. 804 01:14:51,334 --> 01:14:53,956 Wooh! Yahoo! 805 01:15:05,014 --> 01:15:08,300 - Hello? - Congratulations, Mrs Dummar. 806 01:15:08,518 --> 01:15:13,393 A document believed to be Howard Hughes' will names 16 beneficiaries. 807 01:15:13,606 --> 01:15:17,224 - One of them is Mr Melvin Dummar. - Oh, my God! 808 01:15:19,028 --> 01:15:22,064 Oh...! Oh...! Oh, my God! 809 01:15:22,281 --> 01:15:25,531 Oh, my God! Oh! 810 01:15:37,629 --> 01:15:39,752 Melvin? Where's Melvin? 811 01:15:40,423 --> 01:15:43,045 Where can I get a hold of him? 812 01:15:46,638 --> 01:15:50,007 - We need to speak to Melvin. - He'll be back. 813 01:15:50,225 --> 01:15:52,929 Melvin, move them down! 814 01:15:53,144 --> 01:15:56,513 How did you and Melvin meet? 815 01:15:56,731 --> 01:15:58,854 He was Milkman of the Month. 816 01:15:59,067 --> 01:16:02,233 At least I don't have to sell carolers any more. 817 01:16:02,445 --> 01:16:06,442 What is the most amount of money you ever saw? 818 01:16:29,346 --> 01:16:31,718 Quite a crowd, here. How you doin', Pops? 819 01:16:31,932 --> 01:16:34,886 - Dwayne Edwards, my favourite attorney. - Hi, Fred. 820 01:16:35,102 --> 01:16:38,305 - Where's Melvin? - Over there. 821 01:16:38,521 --> 01:16:41,059 - Melvin, how are you? - Hey, how you doing? 822 01:16:41,274 --> 01:16:43,432 Haven't seen you in a couple of years. 823 01:16:43,651 --> 01:16:46,771 Gotta talk to you about some square business, right now. 824 01:16:47,780 --> 01:16:51,066 - I'll be back. - You always have to leave. 825 01:16:52,160 --> 01:16:55,694 Let's face it. It's gonna be a while before we see any dough. 826 01:16:55,913 --> 01:16:59,614 We gotta capitalise while we're hot. They want you on Merv Griffin. 827 01:16:59,834 --> 01:17:03,748 But the best dollar offer so far comes from a t-shirt manufacturer. 828 01:17:03,963 --> 01:17:06,714 Let me tell you, this'll wipe you out. 829 01:17:06,924 --> 01:17:09,082 What do you think? 830 01:17:10,469 --> 01:17:13,174 It's kinda cute, isn't it? Think about it. 831 01:17:13,389 --> 01:17:15,844 - Main thing's the press conference. - What? 832 01:17:16,058 --> 01:17:17,766 Press conference tomorrow. 833 01:17:33,617 --> 01:17:36,368 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Melvin Dummar, 834 01:17:36,578 --> 01:17:39,828 his wife and children, his attorney Dwayne Edwards. 835 01:17:40,039 --> 01:17:44,084 I don't want any litigation questions, only on the basis of the will. 836 01:17:44,294 --> 01:17:47,793 Understand? No litigation questions. First question. 837 01:17:48,006 --> 01:17:51,374 Hughes' company, Summa, claims this will is a forgery. 838 01:17:51,592 --> 01:17:54,344 What did I just tell you? I'll have you thrown out. 839 01:17:54,554 --> 01:17:57,590 Leave the premises. No litigation questions. 840 01:17:57,807 --> 01:18:00,428 Was the man you picked up Howard Hughes? 841 01:18:00,643 --> 01:18:05,768 Well, he said he was Howard Hughes. He looked like an old bum. 842 01:18:05,981 --> 01:18:08,982 - Hughes would look? - Neat, healthy. 843 01:18:09,193 --> 01:18:12,775 This guy was sick. His hands were all wrinkled up... 844 01:18:12,988 --> 01:18:15,859 Did you think a dream like this could come true? 845 01:18:16,074 --> 01:18:19,942 Well, when you dream about something it's no problem, but... 846 01:18:20,162 --> 01:18:24,159 Everybody thinks you're lying. How does that make you feel? 847 01:18:28,670 --> 01:18:34,423 He was hurt. Maybe he thinks I saved his life. 848 01:18:34,634 --> 01:18:38,299 No, I did not. I did not forge that will. 849 01:18:38,513 --> 01:18:42,557 I didn't write the will, I don't know anything about the will. 850 01:18:42,767 --> 01:18:48,805 Uh... I'm really pleased he's going to inherit that $156 million, 851 01:18:49,023 --> 01:18:51,146 is that right? 852 01:18:51,359 --> 01:18:54,028 I hope that when he gets the dough 853 01:18:54,236 --> 01:18:58,400 he remembers that he owes the Rockwood Dairy $4,500. 854 01:18:58,616 --> 01:19:03,076 What kind of a guy was Melvin to work with? 855 01:19:03,287 --> 01:19:05,956 He was a fine man... uh... 856 01:19:06,165 --> 01:19:11,159 A good worker. Matter of fact, he was Milkman of the Month. 857 01:19:20,095 --> 01:19:23,962 - Two bucks. - You remember me, Melvin? 858 01:19:24,182 --> 01:19:28,132 - Huh? - I was with you. We were all together. 859 01:19:28,353 --> 01:19:31,473 You, me and Howard. 860 01:19:31,689 --> 01:19:34,975 But it was me that gave him that quarter. 861 01:19:35,193 --> 01:19:38,396 - Oh, you're the one! - That's right. 862 01:19:54,044 --> 01:19:55,289 Melvin! 863 01:19:59,258 --> 01:20:00,882 Hold him! 864 01:20:01,093 --> 01:20:04,260 Oh, man... Call the police, Bonnie. 865 01:20:06,390 --> 01:20:10,683 You're a liar! You never saw Howard Hughes. 866 01:20:10,894 --> 01:20:15,271 You never saw him, never met him in his life. 867 01:20:15,482 --> 01:20:17,391 You never saw him, Dummar! 868 01:20:17,609 --> 01:20:21,192 Who the hell are you? You're nobody. You hear me? 869 01:20:21,404 --> 01:20:24,654 - You're nobody either, lady. - Get him outta here! 870 01:20:24,866 --> 01:20:27,238 - Go on! - You don't deserve it! 871 01:20:27,452 --> 01:20:29,243 Weirdo! 872 01:20:36,586 --> 01:20:38,543 - Hello? - Lynda? 873 01:20:38,754 --> 01:20:42,455 - Melvin, is that you? - Yeah, it's me. 874 01:20:42,675 --> 01:20:47,337 - Are you all right? - Sure, I'm all right. 875 01:20:47,555 --> 01:20:51,054 How are you doing? How's Farron? How's Darcy? 876 01:20:51,267 --> 01:20:55,560 Oh, wow, Melvin. She is so proud. 877 01:20:55,771 --> 01:20:58,309 Yeah? Hey, that's all right. Listen... 878 01:20:58,524 --> 01:21:02,272 She's not having any trouble at school because of this, is she? 879 01:21:02,486 --> 01:21:06,234 No, no, don't worry about it. 880 01:21:09,910 --> 01:21:11,949 Melvin... 881 01:21:12,871 --> 01:21:17,082 - Howard Hughes, huh? - What do you think about that? 882 01:21:17,292 --> 01:21:20,495 - I think it's amazing. - Listen, I gotta go. 883 01:21:20,712 --> 01:21:23,796 - Say hi to the kids. - Goodbye, Melvin. 884 01:21:24,007 --> 01:21:26,379 Goodbye, Lynda. 885 01:21:39,730 --> 01:21:42,601 Why did you deliver the will to the church? 886 01:21:42,817 --> 01:21:46,648 - What were you scared of? - What might be inside. 887 01:21:46,862 --> 01:21:49,531 Why was that frightening? 888 01:21:49,740 --> 01:21:51,364 I don't know. 889 01:21:51,575 --> 01:21:56,284 Can you give me one reason on earth 890 01:21:56,496 --> 01:22:01,870 why this strange man would leave that will with you, Melvin Dummar? 891 01:22:04,171 --> 01:22:07,622 Well, I don't know. I've been trying to figure that out myself. 892 01:22:09,217 --> 01:22:12,218 - Did you find an answer? - No, I didn't. 893 01:22:12,429 --> 01:22:16,473 Isn't it true you can't find an answer because it never happened that way? 894 01:22:16,683 --> 01:22:19,470 Please, stand up. Face the judge. 895 01:22:21,020 --> 01:22:25,563 Place your hand on the bible. Raise your right hand. 896 01:22:25,775 --> 01:22:27,851 Do you swear in the name of God 897 01:22:28,069 --> 01:22:31,983 that this story about how you received this will is true? 898 01:22:32,198 --> 01:22:33,692 I do. 899 01:22:37,036 --> 01:22:40,037 Well, Melvin, if it meant... 900 01:22:40,247 --> 01:22:45,205 eternal damnation in hell, would you still say it happened that way? 901 01:22:45,419 --> 01:22:48,788 It's the truth. Of course I would say that. 902 01:22:55,721 --> 01:22:59,054 Melvin, turn your chair around and face me, please. 903 01:22:59,266 --> 01:23:01,092 Yes, sir. 904 01:23:08,441 --> 01:23:12,059 - Melvin, are you lying? - No, sir. 905 01:23:16,574 --> 01:23:20,358 I want you to know that... 906 01:23:20,578 --> 01:23:27,161 there is a still, small voice that many people are blessed with, 907 01:23:27,376 --> 01:23:31,588 that tells them when the truth is being spoken. 908 01:23:34,133 --> 01:23:38,344 It's been said, "What doth it profit a man 909 01:23:38,554 --> 01:23:43,512 if he gain the whole world yet lose his soul?" 910 01:23:47,271 --> 01:23:51,648 Now, if you're lying, Melvin, which you are in my opinion, 911 01:23:51,858 --> 01:23:59,071 your soul may be in jeopardy but that's not really what I'm concerned with now. 912 01:23:59,282 --> 01:24:02,069 I'm concerned with your hide. 913 01:24:04,162 --> 01:24:08,325 Because if I find that you're lying before this court, 914 01:24:08,541 --> 01:24:13,203 I'll make it a special duty to have a piece of your hide. 915 01:24:14,338 --> 01:24:19,084 I'll direct the District Attorney to bring a criminal case against you. 916 01:24:20,177 --> 01:24:24,305 And I'll make it my special project that if you're convicted, 917 01:24:24,515 --> 01:24:28,382 I will recommend that you do time in prison. 918 01:24:31,814 --> 01:24:35,265 And I want you to know Nevada State Prison's no country club, 919 01:24:35,484 --> 01:24:40,478 like Gabbs local jail or wherever it was you served time. 920 01:24:47,788 --> 01:24:53,623 If you're lying, you go straight to Nevada State Prison. 921 01:24:54,878 --> 01:24:57,629 All right, Melvin? 922 01:24:57,839 --> 01:24:59,582 You bet. 923 01:24:59,799 --> 01:25:01,293 Your Honour. 924 01:25:06,347 --> 01:25:08,139 Brother Dummar... 925 01:25:12,103 --> 01:25:14,179 I want the truth. 926 01:25:20,152 --> 01:25:22,987 Where did this so-called will come from? 927 01:25:25,741 --> 01:25:30,617 It... uh... Some man brought it by the station where I was working. 928 01:25:32,414 --> 01:25:34,870 He left it there. 929 01:25:37,252 --> 01:25:41,748 Are you gonna persist in giving the answers elicited from you this morning? 930 01:25:43,800 --> 01:25:46,172 Yes, sir. 931 01:25:46,386 --> 01:25:49,671 Do you know who wrote the will? 932 01:25:49,889 --> 01:25:51,633 No, I don't 933 01:25:51,850 --> 01:25:56,013 Did you in any way participate in the preparation of the will? 934 01:25:56,229 --> 01:25:58,435 No, sir. 935 01:26:03,152 --> 01:26:05,145 I've done my best, gentlemen. 936 01:26:08,449 --> 01:26:12,612 Melvin, you did it. On July 6, they determine the validity of the will. 937 01:26:12,828 --> 01:26:14,987 Like he says, it's the only will we got. 938 01:26:15,206 --> 01:26:17,993 With the testimony by handwriting experts, 939 01:26:18,209 --> 01:26:22,123 the will's gonna be admitted to probate. You'll get your inheritance. 940 01:26:22,338 --> 01:26:25,338 - You think so? - It's gonna be a long road. 941 01:26:25,549 --> 01:26:28,384 But we won the first battle, I can tell. 942 01:26:29,928 --> 01:26:32,300 The T-shirt people called again. 943 01:26:33,473 --> 01:26:37,850 Look, they're worth an easy 15,000. What do you say? 944 01:26:38,061 --> 01:26:41,145 No, I don't think so, man. 945 01:26:41,356 --> 01:26:43,645 You can use the cash. 946 01:26:43,858 --> 01:26:46,065 What's the matter, you want to get paid? 947 01:26:46,277 --> 01:26:50,109 No... They started paving the freeway down from the gas station. 948 01:26:50,323 --> 01:26:54,403 - In two weeks, you'll be Ionely there. - Don't worry, I'll be all right. 949 01:26:54,619 --> 01:26:58,616 - You won, Mel! - What are you so worried about? 950 01:26:58,831 --> 01:27:01,501 I just hope you don't have any illusions. 951 01:27:01,709 --> 01:27:05,244 They'll fight in every court they can, the relatives, Summa... 952 01:27:05,463 --> 01:27:08,832 Meanwhile, the government will take out taxes, the state... 953 01:27:09,049 --> 01:27:12,335 Lawyers'll take legal fees. Money's gonna be siphoned off. 954 01:27:12,553 --> 01:27:16,385 Yeah, listen, I've known that since I first found that will. 955 01:27:16,598 --> 01:27:19,054 What do you mean? 956 01:27:19,268 --> 01:27:23,396 I mean, you think that Melvin Dummar is gonna get $156 million? 957 01:27:23,605 --> 01:27:25,764 Or anything like it? 958 01:27:25,983 --> 01:27:28,652 Nah, I'm not gonna see that money. 959 01:27:29,736 --> 01:27:31,729 That's all right. 960 01:27:33,156 --> 01:27:35,647 Cos you know what happened? 961 01:27:37,911 --> 01:27:42,822 Howard Hughes sang Melvin Dummar's song. 962 01:27:43,041 --> 01:27:45,448 That's what happened. 963 01:27:45,668 --> 01:27:47,460 He sang it. 964 01:27:50,798 --> 01:27:53,752 He was funny. 965 01:27:57,555 --> 01:28:02,181 Yeah, he sang it. Santa's Souped-Up Sleigh. 966 01:28:02,393 --> 01:28:04,516 I'll see you. 967 01:28:08,774 --> 01:28:09,972 Sorry. 968 01:28:10,150 --> 01:28:12,937 That's OK. Gave me a chance to get 'em fed. 969 01:28:13,153 --> 01:28:14,731 Sure you wanna do this? 970 01:28:14,947 --> 01:28:19,905 Are you kidding? See my kids, up there in the fresh air? Oh, yeah. 971 01:28:20,118 --> 01:28:24,531 Go on the back seat. I got some comic books and a little toy for Farron. 972 01:28:29,586 --> 01:28:33,666 You're not gonna hassle me when I want them back at the end of the summer? 973 01:28:33,882 --> 01:28:36,124 You got my word. 974 01:28:36,342 --> 01:28:39,546 - That's what I'm afraid of. - Aww, come on. 975 01:28:39,762 --> 01:28:43,178 Bonnie sure is gonna have her hands full this summer. 976 01:28:43,391 --> 01:28:47,341 - Yeah. - Give us a kiss. 977 01:29:06,955 --> 01:29:09,197 Bye, Mom! 978 01:29:25,682 --> 01:29:27,888 Don't wake him up. 979 01:29:29,936 --> 01:29:32,261 I'll try not to. 980 01:29:49,205 --> 01:29:52,455 How about lettin' me drive? 981 01:29:53,709 --> 01:29:56,165 - You? - I'm a darned good driver. 982 01:29:56,378 --> 01:29:59,213 You haven't driven since they put out the Hudson. 983 01:29:59,423 --> 01:30:02,340 I'm a darned good driver, I'll bet you. 984 01:30:05,721 --> 01:30:07,345 All right. 985 01:30:12,853 --> 01:30:16,720 When we get into Vegas, though, I'm gonna run it in. 986 01:30:16,940 --> 01:30:19,348 Slide over.